The absurdity is what makes it so reasonable.
Christmas trees are great. Putting one up in your house–awesome.
I really like them. I haven’t put a Christmas tree up in over 25 years.
I rejoice in seeing the trees others have decorated.
All with an individual touch, but staying true to a common message. A tradition that continues to PREVAIL. It’s not really true that I don’t have a tree. Several years ago I made a fabric tree. It comes out every Christmas.